Without a helper: First remove the sheets, pillowcases and quilt cover, and then put on clean ones.
Time taken = 5 minutes.
Fun rating = 0/5
With a helper: First try to remove the sheets, pillowcases and quilt cover before she notices that you’re having fun without her.
Then put the first corner of the fitted sheet onto the mattress. Notice the moving lump that has appeared beneath the sheet.
Time taken = 45 minutes.
Fun rating = 5/5